koozle mazappa
by trixxie
I thought it was time I got around to tellin' y'all how I came by my little
gal Koozle. She's all of twelve years old now, sings like a bird when
she's a mind to, and a fine addition to the Mazappas she is. Real good
kid on the whole. She ain't always gonna be of a mind to put up with
us and all of our alterated states, idears of her own that girl, but when
she's in the mood she'll come down from the mountain and give us a
earful of that there fiddle.
See, before y'all picked me up hitchhikin'
that day outsida (where was it anyways, boys? My memories got
these holes in it, I don't know, my brain's like a doily these days, it
seems to work but shit, there's plenty o' blank spots), I know I was a
sorry mess, dusty, and har all tangled and such, it's a wonder y'all
even recognised me when you did.
Well before that, I was ridin'
around the hills up thar on my Harley, workin' construction and such
like to keep me in grub and a little smoke to pass the long evenin's.
For awhile I stayed with a coupla good ol' boys from home, well, they
was draft dodgers original, come up thar to BC when they was young
and I was younger. When the heat come off fer them fellers they went
on back to Northern California and commenced to buildin' houses for
John's brother. Now, John, he done time in a medium security on
account of his young wife finally turned him in, couldn't handle the
pressure of them feds nosin' around more and more frequent, but
Rusty, he waited it out and anyway, everything was cool by then.
Amnesty.
So I went on down there on the Sportster, why I left's
another story for another time but my heart wasn't in such good shape
and I needed to get away. I tell ya, I gave away ever single thing I
owned except a few clothes, my tools and thet bike. So I'd been up in
Oregon on the Warm Springs reserve for a bit, visitin' with a man I
once knew, a tribal policeman is what he was by then, and then I
tooled on down to Santa Cruz area to see my friend Janet with the big
eyes and long hair and her sonof a bitch abusive husband who wanted
to go fer a ride and when I let him, (refusin' Paul always ended up in a
scene so rather than let anybody drive that baby, which just was not
goin' to happen while I drew breath, I let 'im on the back) he
commenced to feelin' me up and well, it weren't purty boys, what he
yelled from his place down there on his ass in the ditch. Ain't that hard
to pitch somebody offa the backa one of them things, all you gotta do
is pull on the front brake quick so the back end bucks, then give 'er shit
with the throttle, lift the front wheel a bit, they's long gone.
So, yeah,
on down to the Pit to look around, god San Jose gets worse ever'
year. Had a bit of trouble with a coupla youngsters on factory
choppers (sheeit, flames 'n' such all over the gas tank, apehangers 'n'
skinny little forks, folks'll buy anything) thought cripes, I'm outa here,
ran into John's brother, bit of a horse's butt but he's allus got money,
and I heard John and Rusty were lookin' for a crew. Hooked up with
them boys, wasn't exactly glory days but it was okay.
They had a old
farmhouse rented, on maybe a acre of land that was left up there in the
hills, everythin's goin' fer shit like everwhar else these days, jeezly
condos and big ol' plastic houses, people payin' the bucks, they's all
crazier than shithouse rats. Yeah, they still got pretty sunsets up
there. After work we'd put some dinner together, they'd commence to
drinkin' beer and playin' cards an' such and I'd go off on the bike.
One
time I set off in shorts & some little shirt, it was still so hot, wasn't
thinkin' as per usual in those days, real preoccupied you might
say. (Wasn't so bad during the day, bangin' nails mostly, haulin' studs
but you had to be semi-alert on accounta losin' a finger if you weren't,
but the nights were a cat of a differnt colour.) So, yeah, purrin' along
the highline road, country droppin' away on both sides, them nice rollin'
hills they got down there, still plentya green and little
homesteads tucked away in the hollers and the bushes, and the sun
goes down and hey, it's frickin' freezin' up there all a sudden. How I
got all the way back to J 'n' R's place, I dunno, but they was out on the
porch when I pulled up and fell over an' they had the presence o' mind
to pry my fingers offa the handlebars and wrap me in a blanket. Fed
me some Liptons, commenced to rubbin' my feet an' other such, I
warmed up eventual. So yeah, it was fairly pleasant there with the
boys but after a time I could see I should push off, J's bro was runnin'
outa cash, there started in to be some squabblin' here and there, not
my cuppa tea.